Today's podcast begins with a long intro and some meta talk about my poor iPhone and the hassles in trying to change mobile network. Optus is crap, Telstra is evil.

The main part of the show however, is me getting personal as I talk about my first love... a tall dark and handsome, straight, COP!

Yep, a policeman. Did he cuff me to the bed for man sex? You'll have to listen to find out!